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Definition of Designations-IT Industry Rocks

Written By M.L on வெள்ளி, 16 ஆகஸ்ட், 2013 | ஆகஸ்ட் 16, 2013

IT Industry Rocks..... :-)
Definition of Designations


Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. 

Developer
 is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. 

Onsite Coordinator
 is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
 

Client 
is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby 

Marketing Manager
 is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. 

Resource Optimization Team
 thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources. 

Documentation Team
 thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months. 

Quality Auditor
 is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby. 

Tester
 is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby

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